Sunday, December 30, 2007

happy 12-30-07 from your Aunties etc.

Hello Shouseki Learners

I hope you are doing well today and enjoying your school break, and I hope you are partying your socks off in honor of freedom, Lakota style. At dawn on 01-01-08 a bunch of hard work will begin for you, but you will love it because your Aunties Etc. will have built that feature right in to the Shouseki Academy learning resource administration device.

Maybe some of you out there are thinking, how can I throw a party, or attend a party, which will allow me to take the maximum advantage of the current freedoms I enjoy right now?

Hahahahahaha

Your Aunties Etc. are so glad you asked.

But first, please oblige them while they recite a few jokes etc. for you. The answers to these have been withheld until the first day of school so that you will be extra-motivated to show up. Once you have the answers to these in a crafty format, you will never need to skip breakfast again, no matter how hard times may become!

If you would like to start setting the table for a Shouseki Joke Feast, just copy these jokes etc. onto some colored construction paper cut out into oak leaf shapes. Don’t forget to leave room for the answers, so you and your party guests can quickly jot them down when they are announced on Katuah National Radio!

If you feel that your upcoming travels and/or environmental shifts may take you to places where a construction paper oak leaf could disintegrate or otherwise decay, you may wish to consider crafting this item from something a bit more durable, and/or washable. This is an important back-to-school step you should take, since your Oak Leaf will open doors for you and your party guests when the Ninjas swarm Katuah to ensure its continued liberation.

Many more jokes etc. like these can be freely obtained in the forests of katuah.net.

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- What is the best way to get rid of the Shouseki Cough?

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- Knock knock!
- Who’s there?
- Free Leonard.

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- What time is it in Katuah when it is 8 pm in Kyoto?

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- Where is Crazy Horse buried?

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- When is a straw man not a straw man?

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- Who are you?

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