more letters to dogs on trucks

dear dogs on trucks jr.
I just heard a horrifying screech.
What is it?

anxiously,
Henrietta K.

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dear Henrietta,
that is the sound of an ambient findability machine being put into reverse.
it's a little unnerving, isn't it?

don't worry, though. you haven't got a thing to worry about.
H. Kittyson Custom Doily Enterprises will get through this just fine.

just make sure your security features are all engaged exactly as I have instructed you.

have a fun ride, Henrietta!

your pal,
Dogs on Trucks jr.