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dear Dogs on Trucks Jr. sama,

I just noticed a strange visitor on the Western-most edge of the guarded community.
He smells rather strongly of "P", but claims that he knows you.
Please help and advise.

Sincerely,
Henrietta K.

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Dear Henrietta,

Please have your dog check into the situation to determine whether we have found ourselves a real live Kanemochi Person.

If this smell is just regular "P" this is probably not a Kanemochi Person. However, if the "P" smell is from a (term not given) then this is almost certainly the Someone who has encountered our bait!

Your pal, Dogs on Trucks Jr.

ps. Try not to giggle too much, or you will ruin the prank!

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