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dear Dogs on Trucks Jr. sama,

I just noticed a strange visitor on the Western-most edge of the guarded community.
He smells rather strongly of "P", but claims that he knows you.
Please help and advise.

Sincerely,
Henrietta K.

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Dear Henrietta,

Please have your dog check into the situation to determine whether we have found ourselves a real live Kanemochi Person.

If this smell is just regular "P" this is probably not a Kanemochi Person. However, if the "P" smell is from a (term not given) then this is almost certainly the Someone who has encountered our bait!

Your pal, Dogs on Trucks Jr.

ps. Try not to giggle too much, or you will ruin the prank!

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tags for this post - fun with ambient findability

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dear dogs on trucks jr sama.

please help and advise!!! I am in a very scary situation.
I am In the Family Way and just learned of some genetic factors that strongly suggest that my baby might be born a Geijutsuka person.

Yikes! what on Earth should I do?

signed,

Flippin' Out

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more letters to dogs on trucks

dear dogs on trucks jr.
I just heard a horrifying screech.
What is it?

anxiously,
Henrietta K.

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dear Henrietta,
that is the sound of an ambient findability machine being put into reverse.
it's a little unnerving, isn't it?

don't worry, though. you haven't got a thing to worry about.
H. Kittyson Custom Doily Enterprises will get through this just fine.

just make sure your security features are all engaged exactly as I have instructed you.

have a fun ride, Henrietta!

your pal,
Dogs on Trucks jr.